Monthly Archives: April 2015

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Not. Me.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Apparently my husband and children, that’s who. And Spongebob Squarepants. If you thought I didn’t understand ‘the Cougar thing,’ you can only imagine where I land on this one. For those of

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The fort, and other maternal contradictions.

Like many busy working moms, I do a lot of pretending like the state of my house doesn’t bother me- that I’ve ‘let it go,’ because ‘something had to give,’ and so it was my need for a tidy, clean,

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